A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm. “I’d like to buy a horth” he says to the owner of the farm.
“What sort of horse?” said the owner.
“A female horth” the dwarf replies..
So the owner shows him a mare. “Nithe horth.” says the dwarf,
“Can I thee her eyeth?” So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse’s eyes.
“Nithe eyeth.”, says the dwarf, “Can I thee her teeth?”
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
“Nithe Teeth…. Can I see her eerth?” the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up thedwarf to show him the horses ears.
“Nithe eerth.’ he says ‘Now…can I see her twot?”
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck andshoves his head deep inside the horse’s fanny. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: “Perhaps I should weefwaze that…
Can I see her wun awound