PANDEMIC ALERT

THE NEXT PANDEMIC? My freind went to a dinner party last night, where he and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. he awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, he has unfortunately tested positive …

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So the weather outside is frightful….

So here's some trivia about the weather around the world...   A lightning strike in the Democratic Republic of Congo killed all 11 members of one soccer team while leaving the opposing team in the match untouched, leading to accusations of witchcraft by the survivors. • The energy in an average one day hurricane could …

Is the human race done for..?

..why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid …

Women drivers

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The …