Child Support Agency

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was Fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the …

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Actual call centre conversations

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". ------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number …

Stupid warnings

Found the world over on product labels - enjoy! Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter …

The colours…and now the fines…

So the latest fad on facebook is the using of the status in a proactive way... everything doing the same thing. You've had the colour of your underwear (ladies mainly) for Brease Cancer Awareness... and now...it's money.. well.. fines... It's from an email that's been doing the rounds for about 3 years..probably more... and here's …

1982…

...was when we had snow as bad as now. I remember having to go down to Taffs Well Co-op & picking up loads of bread/milk/potatoes for the Old Age Pensioners that lived around us. It was something to do with the CB Radio as far as I remember. That was the winter that local radio …