Customer Service par excellence

Indeed, an award should go to the Air Malta gate attendant at Luqa airport: some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly …

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Inside a Dog’s mind

Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face and growl gently to show your concern.Barking: Because you are a dog, you are expected to bark. So bark... a …

Stolen from America

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Cold Callers – How to get rid of them…

Cold confusion“On one occasion we got so fed up with one company calling we said to the errant salesperson: ‘Sorry, we are a bit busy at the moment – we have the receivers in’,” suggests Phil Geeson. “Needless to say we did not hear from them again.” The caller may have been confused, because Phil …

Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates …

10 Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys

10) More fun to complain about them to your friends.9) Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.8) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why notsave time and go for the jerk in the first place?7) You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll …

Tech helpline

The following are excerpts from a Wall Street Journal article by Jim Carlton-- Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust …

More facts…

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20. Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. Almonds are members of the peach family. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is …

50 Odd Facts

1 - Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2 - Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3 - There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4 - The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 5 - A shark is the only fish that can blink with both …