Women drivers

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The …

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Insurance Claims

"I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.." "Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.." "I …

Marriage jokes

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, …

An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren’t romantic?)

Of course I love ya darling, You're a bloody top notch birdAnd when I say you're gorgeous, I mean every single wordSo ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flabIt means that when I'm ready, There's somethin there to grabSo your belly isn't flat no more, I tell ya, …

Best text joke ever?

Exercise Programme. Take one Weetabix. Take one Aero. Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. Voila. Aerobix...Some of my favourite replies...."i dn get it""Can I just eat the aero?""that's the bets joke you've ever sent me"It's like reading the reviews on DVD's isn't it? 😉