Joke

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her frontporch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairygodmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will begranted three wishes."Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be reallyrich."** POOF *** her rocking …

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Probably the funniest joke of the moment

A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm."What sort of horse?" said the owner."A female horth" the dwarf replies..So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf,"Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks …

Peter Kay Universal Truths

Peter Kay's Universal TruthsCategory: Life1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when yourpint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat …