Peter Kay Universal Truths

Peter Kay's Universal TruthsCategory: Life1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when yourpint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat …

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Rejected Kids Books

1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase6. 101 Games to Play in the Road7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher8. Homemade …