Risk Assessments @ Christmas

Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only [...]

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WHY’S A 99 CALLED A 99

Had something of a discussion in work to the above item of food...(plus talked about 1/2p sweets... they were the days lol) Anyway... Curiousity got the better of me, and(thanks wikipedia lol)99 ice cream A 99 Flake ice cream, or more commonly a 99, is an ice cream cone, usually made with soft serve ice [...]

PANDEMIC ALERT

THE NEXT PANDEMIC? My freind went to a dinner party last night, where he and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. he awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, he has unfortunately tested positive [...]

So the weather outside is frightful….

So here's some trivia about the weather around the world...   A lightning strike in the Democratic Republic of Congo killed all 11 members of one soccer team while leaving the opposing team in the match untouched, leading to accusations of witchcraft by the survivors. • The energy in an average one day hurricane could [...]

Defining the Definer and the Defined

Like a previous blog, this isn't written by me, but I'd be interested to see what you reckon; After a brief email conversation with a friend about what Father Christmas was going to bring me this year I was told, or defined if you will, that I was "too picky"... you see I only want [...]

Is the human race done for..?

..why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid [...]

Another fab divorce letter

Dear Connie,I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make [...]

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