Real answers on UK gameshows

The Weakest Link: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet ? Contestant: Jool carriageway Radio 2: What is the Italian word for motorway ? Contestant: Expresso The Biggest Game in Town: What was signed to bring World War 1 to an end? Contestant: The Magna Carta Fifteen to One: What major town on …

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Words for the workplace

TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr*ps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb …

Now that’s what I call-St David’s Day! A compilation of facts about today!

St David's Day is celebrated in Wales on 1 March, in honour of Dewi Sant or St David, the patron saint of Wales. Little is known about him for certain. What little information we have is based on an account of his life written by Rhigyfarch towards the end of the 11th century. According to …

Great Truths

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old …

What kids say

UDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt! HONESTY …

True or False

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? (and no fair peeking!) 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. 4. People do not …